FAMILY HASH FRIENDLY SONG BOOK
Complied by Two Dogs, Most songs pilfered from multiple sources.
Special thanks to MP3 and Dear Near!

Proposed DRH3 theme song (To: The Addams Family) 

1. The Diaper Rash Family 
Their crying is compulsive and, their whining is convulsive, their diapers are repulsive, The Diaper Rash family. 
They're always shiggy tracking, from constantly bushwhacking. Intelligence they're lacking, The Diaper rash family 
Da da da da, Down Down (snap fingers twice with "down down). 
Da da da da, Down Down. 
Da da da daa, Da da da daa, Da da da da, Down Down. 

2. Traditional Down Down Song (Parents verse) 
Here's to- , he's (she's) true blue, He's (she's) a hasher trough and through, He's (she's) a bed wetter so they say, Tried to get to heaven, * 
But he (she) went the other way. 
Drinking down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down Down, down, down, down. (Kids verse) 
*Use- Tried to get to McDonalds, 
But mom (dad) drove the other way 

3. Here's To Brother Hasher- (can substitute sister for brother) 
Here's to brother hasher(s), 
Brother hasher(s), brother hasher(s), 
Here's to brother hasher(s), 
May he (they) chug-a-lug. 

He's happy, he's jolly, He's hashing by golly, 
Here's to brother hasher, may he chug-a-lug: 
So drink chug-a-lug, drink chug-a-lug, here’s to brother hasher, May he chug-a-lug 
Drinking down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down. 

4. He's A Hasher, he's Okay
 He's a hasher, he's okay, Works all day, comes out to play, Drinks it down without complaint, Or he wears it well! Drink it! Wear it! Drink it! Wear it! Etc , 

5. Does A Hasher? 
Melody- Do your balls hang low? 
Does a hasher like to walk, does a hasher like to run, 
Does hasher like to be where they're all having fun? 
Can he drink a 12-ounce beer, (juice)?
While his friends all sing and cheer, now your time has come. 
So drink it down, down, down. . . 

6. Zulu Warrior 

Ole, zooma zooma zooma, Ole zooma zooma, chief, 
Drink it down you Zulu warrior, Drink it down you Zulu chief, 
Drink it down you Zulu warrior, 
Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief! 

7. Down, Down, Down Your Beer (juice) Tune: Row, Row, Row, Your boat 

Down, Down, Down your beer (juice) To pay for your crime. 
Quit complaining about the taste it’s not warm this time. 

8. The Tired Basher 
Tune: The Itsy-Bitsy Spider 

The tired diaper hasher went trudging up the hill; stopped at the beer check and there he (she) drank his fill, 
And when the trail was over, his shoes were muddy brown. 
Though he was full already, he had to drink it down, down, down, down. 

9. Would You Like A Finger? Would you like a finger in your toes? Would you like a finger in your nose? (Finger in nose, twirling) Yes sir, it's really likely, it’s really like-ly, 
Yes sir, it's really likely, it’s really like-ly, 
Hey, drink, drink, drink, drink!!! 

10. Crummy Trail 
Tune: "The Mickey Mouse Club"
C-R-U- M-M- Y T-R-A-I-L, 
Crummy trail, Crummy trail, 
Those dog gone hares laid a crummy trail, I'd rather sit here 
And drink my beer 
Than run your crummy trail, drink it down, down, down 

11. Hymn 
Hymn, Hymn, hug him! 

12. Twenty toes 

Here's to the game of twenty toes it’s played allover town 
The women play with ten toes up, the man with ten toes down 
Drink it down, down, down, down.. .. 
13. Sally in the Alley (Use with discretion?) 
Sally in the alley, sifting cinders 
Lifted up her skirt and farted like a man 
The wind from her butt blew out six winders, the cheeks of her bum went bam! bam! bam! 

14. He's The Meanest He's the meanest 
His diaper's not the cleanest He's the meanest 
But this song's not crass (or But this song is full of class) 

15. Here's to Him (her) 

Here's to him he's a dam good kid Here's to him he's a dam good kid 

16. The Neener Song 
Neener Neener Neener - You did something wrong 
Neener Neener Neener - This is your silly song. 

17. Hashing With My Family 
Hashed last month, hashed the month before, gonna hash this month like I've never hashed before 
'Cuz when I hash I'm as happy as can be, 'Cuz I hash with my whole family 

18. Whistle Check 
You seem somewhat forgetful; to help remind you this will, 
Next time you come, don't be so dumb, and bring your stinkin' whistle! 

19. Free juice 
Free juice, free juice 
That's my favorite brand, Warm, stale, nasty, 
It don't matter to me, 
The best juice in the land, Is the juice you buy for me! 

20. Sponge Bob Square Pants 

Are you ready kids? 

Aye, aye, Captain! 
I can't hear you? 
Aye, aye captain? 

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS 

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS 

If nautical nonsense is something you wish, SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS 

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! 

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS, SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS, SPONGE BOB 
SQUARE PANTS! Dootle doot do doot!