View Map Half-Assed HashSaturday, December 12, 2026 5:00pm
12 Drink Checks of Hashmas Hare(s): Scar Tissue, Man Aids, Odds Are Yes
Address: The Ould Sod
Directions: you know where it is!!! Map Link:https://maps.app.goo.gl/o7iaXoBDJTWbH4Lj... Run Fee: $20 Trail type: A to A Dog friendly: No Notes: What better way to prepare to see you non-chosen family than spend the evening drinking with your chosen family at the 12 Drink Checks of Hashmas!?
That's right 12 (count'em) 12 drink checks of holiday cheer right down your velvety smooth throat. That's only about a Buck Fifty a drink! But wait, there's more!
First 50 half-minds to rego will get a sweet patch to commemorate this anal event that you likely won't remember!
We will be serenading the fine people of Normal Heights with some of our most delightful classics like "Carol of the Boobs" and "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear!" They will bask in our holiday spirit as we shower them with our glee, penetrating deep into their ear holes whether they want it or not.
